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Writing, reading, hot married monkey love, sewing, DIY, firearms, mushroom hunting (no, not *that* kind of mushrooms, silly hippie--trips are for kids, and I am most certainly *not* one of those anymore) CASA, my Wii.

Oh, so many. How about the time I got married in college to get financial aid? He got addicted to MMORPGs and large amounts of food, I got addicted to drugs and pretty boys, then one miscarriage and several affairs later we found ourselves in a lawyer's office while he shouted that no, I could NOT have the cats, G-d had already voiced His opinion on my ability to care for other living beings by taking my baby. I've heard worse, to be sure, but that *stung*. Oh, well, they say that living well is the best revenge, and I've most certainly been doing that lately, so I guess my happy family is the biggest "neener neener" I could send out ;)